CINESPACE = the ebola virus

(CINESPACE is a venue in Hollywood)


ok look ...

all you club people and uppity LA promoter fucks can just chill.


look ... ive been to cinespace twice ... once a couple of weeks ago and again this week.

first time, i went for Acid Girls and a few days later i was sick. My throat hurt starting the day after and then it was a fever and the whole bit.

a friend of mine that was there that night also got sick shortly after.


NOW.... no big deal right?

I went back this Monday for Guns'n'Bombs. and incidentally that same friend was there as well.

IM SICK AGAIN!!!!

my throat hurt the next day and now i'm descending into the cold again....

as it turns out, a couple nights ago, that friend said his cold was coming back so he better rest up.


A COINCIDENCE???!?!?!?!?!

I THINK NOT.

well, i did think it was, kinda... ive been making little jokes about Cinespace being the the cause, but didn't fully buy into it.

UNTIL....... i talked to my grandma and made some comment about it.

SHE IS A REGISTERED NURSE. and she was serious about it, didn't even know i was joshin her.
"OH SHIT, MAYBE SOMETHINGS WRONG IN THE AIR CONDITIONING..... OR THEY DON'T WASH THE GLASSES VERY WELL..."

hmmm.... well... it's all very fishy to me.


im not too jazzed about going back.

but then..... (here's the icing on the cake...)

there's even more evidence against cinespace!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


i just got this message from another friend of mine:


"u know what?
fernando went there too like a week ago, and he got a lil sick too right after!!
im serious.
ur gma is right, its probably the AC"



dude.... its all bad.

im not gonna go to club genre without a freakin gas mask!!!

but boy, oh boy. I'll sure miss the overpriced booze and the guy on the microphone who wont shut the fuck up so u can hear the fuckin music! man, im gonna miss that!!!





i love good dance music, and that place may be 'scene' er whatever...

but you snobby, hollywood, "who are you with" fucks can take yer club genre, and shove it up your ass.

HEY! lets wait in line for hella long on a monday night, listen to a guy with a mohawk drunk-rant on the mic, pay too much, get treated like shit unless they know you are with the DJ's.... hear things like, DO NOT PUT YOUR HANDS ON THE DJ BOOTH, and spend all night bumping into a bunch of skanky hollywood trash who's only goal is to get seen at this joint!!!

yea fun fun.


it wouldnt even bug me if it wasnt a DISEASE INFESTED SHITHOLE!!!!!!


fuck cinespace.

Chairy scares me... that chair could like, eat you... MY REACTIONS TO PEE WEE'S PLAYHOUSE

OK... so .... ummm..... last night i decided to sit down with a cupOnoddles and watch Pee Wee's Playhouse.



i was writing this stream of consciousness style essay thing about the feminine mystic entitled, WOMEN ARE BAD PEOPLE. it was basically observations on the female sexual psyche from the point of view of a woman trying to fight against her natural built in instincts to act like a total cunt. someday i may post it... but its harsh.

ANYWAY... i wanted to chill down and grub on some ramen and PEE WEE seemed liked the perfect way to lighten the mood.




So i documented the experience.

first of all, i just wanna say: Thank the lord for DRUGS






i used to love Pee Wee's playhouse.

i haven't watched it since it was airing,
before the whole pee-wee touched his wee-wee thing.

what a nostalgia trip!!!!

this shit is great!

some people were on some fucked up substances ... and made this show.

where can i get my hands on some?!?!?!?

it's like some chemically engineered pcp that willy wonka invented er sumthin.


what fun.

i used to watch this all the time as a kid.

no wonder im fucked up...

SO.... for the duration of the episode, i clicked randomly on my photobooth to capture my reactions to it.

These are my HONEST TO GOD facial expressions while watching PEE WEE for the 1st time in hella years....

(please excuse the crudity of my appearance. Im in my jammies, kickin it, vegging out)







































AHHHHHHHHHHHH! (during the secret word)






oh no. I did not just scream with the show, did i?





This is when i heard the music for the snack time part. it was a trip. the nostalgia is haunting.







Overall it was fuckin entertaining and great.

fuckin twisted and batty.... but great.

i didnt really understand it tho... it makes no gadammed sence!
maybe it did when i was a kid, idaknow.


mecka-lecka-hi-mecka-hidy-hidy-ho? suuuuuuuuuurre.


OH! and i forgot lawrence fishburn was on that show!!!


my goodness.



but you gotta admit, that house was pretty tight.

and what kid doesn't want their own talking robot???



that was definitely fun and im glad i watched it.

but i just couldn't help but think of this:



lets hear it for PEE WEE...



hahaha. good times.

now somebody buy me a cute little pet pterodactyl.





to experience it for yourself.....

PEE WEE'S PLAYHOUSE episode 1


AAAAAAANNNNNDDDDD




THIS IS BY FAR THE FUNNIEST EPISODE OF PEE WEE'S PLYHSE EVER!!!!

coachella is dumb, u can kiss my bum! THE ULTIMATE COACHELLA MIXTAPE

coachella..... it's unavoidable. u can ignore it all you want but it's like a freakin holiday. im bitter that im not there but the fact remains that it cost too much and i dont wanna run around in the middle of the desert from stage to stage with a bunch of kids. im an indoors sorta gal. but all you little brats who are getting to see some amazing music are on my s#!t list until monday. So instead of just sitting here stewing in my envious juices, i geeked out and made a coachella mixtape. heres 10 songs per day of some of the artists performing, ones i like. (meaning no chili peppers). i hand picked a lot of these songs to drive home the point that i deserve to be there more than you. it is charmingly elitist of me..... and it was kinda fun, so there.




DUDE...All i can say is.... if i hear everybody talking about how gaddammed amazing it is, for weeks and weeks after this friggin thing, im gonna smack some hos. there's some people who, like, just stopped talking about last year. its like listening to a bunch of hippies reminisce about Woodstock. i know its amazing, yeahyeah ok. but ive heard about this thing for the last 3 months and im looking forward to getting on with life... yes, there is life after coachella. so all you tent pitchin hippies make sure you see all the cool stuff and eat a dick because im not there. so i dedicate this mix to all you lucky little buttheads out there in indio enjoying the heck out of yourselves.



ahem.
without further adeu....


i present...



THE "i hope you wankers fry in the desert" MIX

(all songs are in chronological order of the festival....why? because I CAN.)




DAY 1::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::

1. FLOSSTRADAMUS-yea yeah remix (matt and kim)

2. SILVERSUN PICKUPS- waste it on

3. DIGITALISM- skip to the end- radio mix (the futureheads)

4. RUFUS WAINWRIGHT- complainte de la bute

5. PEACHES- downtown (simian mobile disco remix)

6. BENNY BENASSI- i love my sex

7. INTERPOL- direction


8. GOGOL BORDELLO- start wearing purple


9. JESUS AND MARY CHAIN-snakedriver

(How about the Jesus and Mary Chain?
----They always seemed...
---- They always seemed what? They always seemed really great is what they always seemed. They picked up where your precious Echo left off, and you're sitting around complaining about no more Echo albums. I can't believe you don't own this f^@k!ng record. That's insane. Jesus. )


10. BJORK- who is it (vitalic remix)








DAY 2:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::

1. HOT CHIP: no fit state

2. MSTRKRFT: dundun-dun remix (para one)

3. DJ MEHDI: lucky boy (outlines remix)

4. !!!: heart of hearts

5. ARCADE FIRE: neighborhood #3 (power out)

6. JUSTICE: d.a.n.c.e. (plus move pirate remix)
(just cause i don't have that mstrkrft one yet... yea yea, shut up)

7. BLONDE REDHEAD: elephant woman

8. LCD SOUNDSYSTEM: yeah (crass version)

9. THE RAPTURE- don gon do it

10. BLACK KEYS- aeroplane blues








DAY 3:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::

1. TAPES 'N TAPES: cowbell (black eyes remix)

2. JUNIOR BOYS: in the morning

3. SOULWAX NITE VERSIONS: standing in the way of control remix (the gossip)

4. CSS:
(i DO like other songs by them... alala, off the hook, alcohol, this month, day 10, BUUUTTTT>>>)

:the simian mobile disco remix of lets make love and listen death from above....

(it's just so good... even tho im sick of this song... and it makes me think my phone is ringing...)

5. KLAXONS: its not over yet

6. PLACEBO: days before you came

(ok... making myself pic one placebo song is like some sort of self masochistic mind game. like, i can't freakin handle it... so i picked a song that i know no one puts in their list of favorite placebo songs... but it's in mine!!!

and so i can sleep tonight....the other 9 in my top 10 placebo songs:

-without you im nothing (featuring David Bowie)
-special k
-meds
-protege moi
-i feel you
-the crawl
-broken promise
-every you every me
-the bitter end)

7. PAUL VAN DYK: crush
(mr. trancey pants himself.)


8. RATATAT: we share our mothers health remix (the knife)


9. SPANK ROCK: bump (pink skull remix)

10. RATM- freedom
(your anger IS a gift)



fry like bacon, you lucky punks.